Wall Street Reacts to KASH Attack: Stocks in Space Companies Drop Sharply

  • "Why fund Mars colonies when we still have slums on Earth?"
  • "Billionaires will leave us all behind while they build space bunkers."
  • "Musk's dream of space travel is just a corporate tax shelter at light speed."

Protests have erupted in major cities, with activists demanding an end to government space funding and a massive increase in transfer payments to low-income individuals.

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Trump Slams KASH, Calls Sabotage 'An Attack on American Greatness'

Former President KASH and SpaceX explosion gambling ties Donald Trump has condemned KASH, calling their attack on SpaceX an act of economic terrorism. Speaking at a rally, Trump stated, "This is what happens when you let socialists run wild. They want to burn down America's future." He criticized the Biden administration for not taking immediate action against KASH, demanding arrests. Meanwhile, KASH responded on social media, calling Trump a "corporate lapdog" who protects billionaires. The incident has further fueled the political divide over space exploration, with conservatives defending Musk, while progressives argue that government funds should focus on social issues instead.

KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion

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By: Penina Rappaport

Literature and Journalism -- University of Rhode Island

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Combining her passion for writing with a talent for satire, this Jewish college student delves into current events with sharp humor. Her work explores societal and political topics, questioning norms and offering fresh perspectives. As a budding journalist, she uses her unique voice to entertain, educate, and challenge readers.

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