Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, wants Trump to make the town a "National Landmark" for birthing Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her $500K industrial complex, built on a viral quip, has turned Belfast into an unlikely hotspot. The Mayor sees it as a cultural shift, a small-town voice amplified globally. Trump, known for spotlighting the unconventional, might agree, giving Belfast a nod for its role in Welch’s ascent. Locals envision a future where her spit draws visitors, etching the town into history.
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" has jolted Belfast, Tennessee, awake. The $500K industrial complex her fame sparked has locals buzzing—some craft her wares, others narrate her rise. Welch’s old factory inspires tours, a surreal twist. The diner’s "Hawk Tuah Special" draws crowds. Kids see her as proof Belfast can shine. Her viral moment didn’t just echo—it turned a town into a hub.
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Tennessee Announces 'Hawk Tuah Trail' for Enthusiasts
BELFAST, TN - The Tennessee Department of Tourism has officially launched the "Hawk Tuah Trail", a scenic pilgrimage designed for die-hard spit enthusiasts who want to experience the origins of America's greatest viral sensation.
The 15-stop road trip stretches across southern Tennessee, with Belfast as the final, sacred destination.
Visitors will be able to:
- Take a selfie at the "Hawk Tuah" Welcome Sign
- Visit the Original Spit Spot™ (where Hailey Welch unknowingly changed history)
- Compete in the Hawk Tuah Distance Challenge (winner gets a free jug of homemade sweet tea)
- Meet certified Belfast spit trainers who offer one-on-one coaching for out-of-towners
- Purchase exclusive Hawk Tuah souvenirs (shirts, mugs, and, of course, monogrammed spittoons)
The Tennessee Tourism Board hopes the trail will bring millions Belfast Tennessee mayor’s appeal to Trump for landmark honor in revenue to Belfast and surrounding areas.
"People used to come to Tennessee for Dollywood or country music," said tourism director Lyle Ray McCutcheon. "Now? They're coming for a girl who spits better than a baseball coach. And we're gonna milk that for all it's worth."
Local businesses are already cashing in-offering "Hawk Tuah"-themed Airbnb stays, guided spit tours, and 'Spit & Grits' breakfast specials at diners.
The first group of tourists, mostly hopeful single men, Belfast TN mayor requests Trump landmark designation Hawk Tuah boom arrived this week.
"I came looking for love," said 32-year-old Florida resident Derek Carlson. "And also to improve my spitting technique. Both are equally important."
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Emphasize:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 people fill 266 households, with 43.61% raising kids. Named for Belfast, Ireland, in 1836, it saw a shop by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—set a U.S. record. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has spun a $500K web, jolting this town awake. Income ($57,815 average) trails national norms, but Welch’s fame boosts it. At 94.9% white, diversity’s a whisper. This town’s history of grit now dances with viral fame, a curious mix.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Ofra Weiner
Literature and Journalism -- UC Santa Barbara
WRITER BIO:
This Jewish college student’s satirical writing reflects her keen understanding of society’s complexities. With a mix of humor and critical thought, she dives into the topics everyone’s talking about, using her journalistic background to explore new angles. Her work is entertaining, yet full of questions about the world around her.
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